I wish my house cleaned itself (programming.dev)

submitted 2 weeks ago by zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish cows were the size of cats so we could have them as pets (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 1 month ago by late_night@sopuli.xyz to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish I could freeze and unfreeze time at will and explore this time-frozen world with my bestie (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 2 months ago by late_night@sopuli.xyz to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish that every website that works only in Chrome also has to be compatible with Firefox. (infosec.pub)

submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by henfredemars@infosec.pub to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wouldn't have Chrome installed if it weren't for those crappy school and government websites that refuse to work on anything else but Chrome.

I wish my body to be in peak human shape no matter what I do (lemmy.keychat.org)

submitted 4 months ago by key@lemmy.keychat.org to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish my dog could walk himself. (infosec.pub)

submitted 4 months ago by henfredemars@infosec.pub to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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It would be so much more convenient for the both of us, and then he could go outside, anywhere, whenever he likes.

I wish for Linux to have a respectable marketshare of 20% (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 5 months ago by Fubarberry@sopuli.xyz to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish I was good enough at football to play professionally (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by Fubarberry@sopuli.xyz to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish for free healthcare in my country (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 5 months ago by Fubarberry@sopuli.xyz to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish politicians could only tell the truth. (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 months ago by Late2TheParty@lemmy.world to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish my deck to be freshly cleaned and the fence painted (lemmy.keychat.org)

submitted 6 months ago by key@lemmy.keychat.org to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish I was I was on paid vacation for two weeks starting immediately. (infosec.pub)

submitted 6 months ago by henfredemars@infosec.pub to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I really don't want to go into work tomorrow.

I wish for the magical monkey paw to permanently cease to exist from reality. (lemmy.ml)

submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by Greed@lemmy.ml to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish humans could not deliberately lie or otherwise deceive each other. (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by EndOfLine@lemmy.world to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish every major social network integrated activitypub. (lemm.ee)

submitted 7 months ago by 3rdwrldbathhaus@lemm.ee to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

7 comments fedilink

I wish everyone on earth grew lush facial hair (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 7 months ago by late_night@sopuli.xyz to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish I had a small magical creature that would answer all my questions (accurately) (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 8 months ago by late_night@sopuli.xyz to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish for the mass of the proton to increase by 10^-27kg (jlai.lu)

submitted 8 months ago by Solaris1789@jlai.lu to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish I knew the outcome of any relationship before I get involved (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 8 months ago by late_night@sopuli.xyz to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish you all a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 months ago by actionjbone@sh.itjust.works to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish that all children born from this day forward enjoy a better quality of life than their parents had. (infosec.pub)

submitted 9 months ago by henfredemars@infosec.pub to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish I succeeded right away at everything I attempt (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 9 months ago by late_night@sopuli.xyz to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish that the Monkey's Paw had never existed, and therefore that nobody has ever wished on it. (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 9 months ago by actionjbone@sh.itjust.works to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish that something bad happens to me (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago by Sergigig@lemmy.world to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

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I wish countries maintained their interest and funding in space even after the space race. (lemmy.ca)

submitted 10 months ago by chellewalker@lemmy.ca to c/monkeyspaw@sopuli.xyz

16 comments fedilink

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