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Anon experiences German humor
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this post was submitted on 22 Jan 2025
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To explain the joke, as is tradition in Germany. "To meet" translates to "treffen" in German. Which can also mean "to hit something or somebody".
Once had a multicultural family gathering where we translated the same joke into several languages.
A man knocks at a door. A woman opens and he says: "Hello, my name is Toulouse. I'm here to fuck your daughter." The woman screams: "To what?!?" He answers calmly: "Toulouse."
„Hallo, mein~~meine~~ Name ist Umberto und ich bin hier um Ihre Tochter zu ficken“
„UM WAS???“
„Umberto.“
So I've been learning German for a couple of months. Wouldn't it be "mein name?" 🤔 because presumably Umberto is male?
Buy yes, funny joke 😂
Male or female, it's always "mein" because "Name" is a male noun.
Vielen Dank!
Join the shooting club, meet new friends.
Schiessen lernen; Freunde treffen! is a popular slogan with German shooting clubs.
Hola, mi nombre es Álvaro, vengo a tirarme/follarme a tu hija.
¿¡¿¡¿A qué?!?!?
Álvaro.