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[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 80 points 10 months ago

I'm a school bus driver, and last year right before Christmas we had a notice put up banning Christmas decorations on the buses. We eventually learned that this was because a couple of parents had complained about the pro-Christianity bias of Christmas decorations, which was strange because nobody had put anything on their buses other than the standard secular red-and-green shit; like, nobody put up Jesus or manger scenes or anything like that. We then learned that the actual complaints had been about drivers encouraging the children to sing religious Christmas songs.

It turned out that the culprit was me, because I had asked the kids if they could sing "The Little Drummer Boy". None of the (60+) kids on the bus had ever heard it so I guess some of them asked their parents about it. Ironically, I'm a fucking atheist - I just like the tune. Fortunately the ban caused a giant shit storm as all the other parents in the district complained about it and it was rescinded. For bonus points, it eventually led to the firing of the district superintendent (who was a shitbag for lots of other reasons).

[-] __nobodynowhere@startrek.website 24 points 10 months ago

Christmas's problem is that it has been too successful. It's no longer a religious holiday. It's a cultural holiday that has permeated every aspect of American culture.

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 20 points 10 months ago

The true meaning of Christmas is: it was a Coca-Cola advertisement.

[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

I'm tried of this cynical pseudo-history.

[-] dustyData@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

So, would you prefer we return to Saturnalia?

[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

Unironically yes, these pathetic human mortals have forgotten the reason for the season, they don't know the true meaning of Saturnalia.

[-] prole 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Like everything else it touches, capitalism co-opted and ruined it.

[-] Kanda@reddthat.com 12 points 10 months ago

All is well that ends well

[-] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 11 points 10 months ago

Imagine getting your ass handed to you because of the little drummer boy incident lmao

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Yeah, it's not how I want to go out.

[-] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 4 points 10 months ago

Drag supports removing Christmas from schools. And drag will buy the story that Christmas is secular when the word "Christ" is removed from the name.

[-] populustree 1 points 10 months ago

christ is the xerox of the olden times

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