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Ngl I’ve been walking to work one time and thought I needed to fart and followed through with liquid shit down my legs. Now I was always late cause it was a shit job, so I just rang and told them the truth and that I was going for a shower. When I got to work every fucker was cheering about me shitting myself.

I’ve had two other occasions where I’ve gone from normal to a sweaty, nauseous mess with an incredible urge to poop. One time did it in some grass after getting off the tram for an unscheduled stop and once in a train bathroom where I thought i would be found passed out covered in shit 👀 💩

[-] Nfamwap@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Have you considered your diet, my good man?

Tell me more?

Diet is pretty poor. I rarely eat a lot.

this post was submitted on 21 Dec 2024
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