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[-] don@lemm.ee 58 points 1 day ago

Anon is a complete fucking idiot for not simply walking into a random Filipino’s house and politely asking for some homemade Filipino food. Idiot anon goes to the McD’s of the Philippines, and calls it a day. Filipinos have many insanely tasty dishes, and dumbfuck anon chooses garbage. Dinuguan (AKA chocolate meat) is my absolute favorite.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

IUm, dinuguan is blood soup (root word is literally blood). I like it, but it has a pretty niche appeal, and you'll be hard pressed to find someone that'll serve it to a westerner.

But yeah, do yourself a favor and find a "carinderia" (or karinderya, depending on region) which roughly translates to "cafeteria" but is usually run by a sweet lady making as close as you'll get to homemade cooking. Some dishes to try:

  • bicol express - spicy dish with coconut and pork
  • tokwa't baboy - literally tofu and pork
  • adobo - classic chicken dish

Or branch out! It works kind of like Panda Express where you point to the dish(es) you want (called ulam) and they'll add rice (I recommend asking for extra). It's cheaper than any fast food chain and way better.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Just don't go to the Karenderia. It's run by a white woman that thinks she knows what she is doing, and wishes to speak to your manager.

[-] frunch@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

find a "carinderia" (or karinderya, depending on region) which roughly translates to "cafeteria" but is usually run by a sweet lady making as close as you'll get to homemade cooking.

This sounds awesome! Wish we had places like this in the States

[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Dominican places in Brooklyn can be like this. Awesome and cheap.

[-] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago

The concept is becoming more popular I'm the US I think. I just found out a bunch of Puerto Rican ladies essentially run a similar concept near me recently.

[-] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 day ago
[-] odium@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago

Panda express is as corpo and soulless as every other fast food restaurant.

[-] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 day ago

Yup. It's like people who go to Starbucks when they tour Asia. removed, you're on vacation, go see something new.

[-] tostiman@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 day ago

removed

Imagine using an instance that censors 'bitch'

[-] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago

Nah, it's definitely valid to get fast food abroad, even if you have it at home. Sometimes they have wildly different things that you can't get at home, or in the case of Jollibee, it's straight up not available at home (unless home is LA). You should probably sample the more wholesome local cuisine too of course, but it's perfectly alright stop at a Burger King in Tokyo to try the new Garlic Hokkaido burger or whatever, if that's your jam. Let people enjoy things.

[-] odium@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago

There's jollibees in most major us cities now.

[-] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Not... Really. I didn't realize how much they've expanded as they're definitely in more than just LA now, so I was wrong there, but they only have locations in 14 states. There's major cities in way more than 14 states.

[-] jbk@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 day ago
[-] VeganCheesecake 19 points 1 day ago

"Bitch", I assume. Fits the context, and I think it's on lemmy.ml's forbidden word list.

[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

What a bitch-ass move.

[-] f314@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I’m not sure whether I’m more mad about the fact that they censor the word “bitch” or that they didn’t use [redacted] as the replacement..

I might hang out at the SCP wiki a bit too much

[-] Zagorath@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago

Lemmy has certain words that are hard-censored. Like hard-coded into the actual code base. I think both the r and f slurs are among them.

[-] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

It's the instance, not Lemmy in general.

[-] Zagorath@aussie.zone 8 points 1 day ago
[-] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 day ago

For anyone that doesn't want to read through a thread on Lemmy's GitHub, the conclusion there is that three years ago, the instance slur filter was made opt-in and controlled via a config file, rather than hard coded.

[-] Zagorath@aussie.zone 1 points 1 day ago

Yeah I think someone must have shown me the earlier part of that thread at some point but I hadn't seen the later part where it eventually did get made configurable.

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Bitch, let's see

Edit: well, this isn't one of them

[-] clickyello@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago
[-] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 day ago

I've had this name since 2013 :p

[-] clickyello@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

fair enough haha, is there an active 07scape community? I only know of one and it's 90% updates shared by the mod, one of the few things I miss from reddit

[-] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[-] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 4 points 1 day ago

Story is definitely real, so good on you for keeping it

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