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[-] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 97 points 1 week ago

I'm ace. All I want are cuddles and garlic bread. For some reason it's considered an ethics violation for therapists to cuddle with clients

[-] LostXOR@fedia.io 63 points 1 week ago

Have you considered cuddling with garlic bread? Solves both problems at once!

[-] 3laws@lemmy.world 50 points 1 week ago

The Onion: Florida ace autistic man is the first to marry full human size garlic bread waifu pillow. Red Bull is the official sponsor of the wedding.

[-] XCraftMC@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago

Redbull doing everything except making drinks part 5000

[-] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 week ago

Common misconception. Red Bull is more of a marketing company that sells its formula to manufacturing plants around the world. They mainly focus on advertising while the local manufacturing plants produce the product. Or maybe there are 2 heads would be a better statement.

[-] Zorsith 7 points 1 week ago

I would totally buy a garlic bread dakimakura.

[-] ICastFist@programming.dev 4 points 1 week ago

But how would you resist eating it?

[-] Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

You wouldn't. That's part of the fun.

[-] Shou@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

Same. I need a cuddle buddy with whom I can commit crimes with.

[-] uriel238 3 points 1 week ago

Yes. You have to hire a different companion for professional cuddling, and thanks to our effed-up healthcare system, it's not covered by insurance.

[-] Obi@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

I actually came across someone that offered that service once, they were working in the same co-working office as a colleague. They had flyers and everything.

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