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Urinals should not exist. (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by Joker@sh.itjust.works to c/comicstrips@lemmy.world
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[-] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 11 points 11 months ago

Legend has it that alpha males stand in front of each other when they pee, looking straight into each other's eyes and sometimes arm wrestling with their free hand.

[-] Coconut1233@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago
[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 2 points 11 months ago

That's pretty thoughtful to put drink dispensers next to portapotty's.

[-] BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago

I need both hands to control my alpha male fire hose. The girth of my manly urethra is enough to fit an average penis. I can empty my bladder in 3 seconds, but it is an intense 3 seconds. You'll be damned sure I'm staring you straight in the eye from across our opposed urinals as I do. And I expect a small kiss, out of respect, before I leave.

this post was submitted on 20 Nov 2024
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