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I’ll Issue Putin an Ultimatum—End the War In 24 Hours or I’ll Supply Ukraine With Taurus Missiles, Says German Chancellor Candidate Merz (united24media.com)

submitted 11 months ago by Sunshine@lemmy.ca to c/ukraine@sopuli.xyz

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[-] oce@jlai.lu 28 points 11 months ago

Plot twist: his mom is the youth sweetheart of Putin from his vacations in East Germany, the break up is what turned him into a violent autocrat, her return could heal his little broken heart and make him the tsar of love and harmony.

[-] Siegfried@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

Space opera material

[-] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 9 points 11 months ago

without the space

[-] XTL@sopuli.xyz 2 points 11 months ago

or opera

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

If that showed up on Netflix I'd watch it

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

And then we sneak up and kill him. Right?

[-] oce@jlai.lu 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Nah, he manages to solve all world conflicts by funneling his stolen billions into massive communication campaigns promoting empathy, which triggers pacific transitions to peacefull democracies in all authoritarian countries.