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[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 44 points 1 year ago

Wtf is a Gonial Angle or a Canthal tilt?

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 78 points 1 year ago

Gonial angle is this:

Gonial angle picture

Canthal tilt is that:

Canthal tilt illustration

As I was googling I've seen articles mentioning some angles statistically more attractive than others, that's predictable, but then incels take it as another reason why they are genetically predisposed to stay virgins and have no power to change that.

[-] booly@sh.itjust.works 77 points 1 year ago

The ifunny watermark really tips this over the edge, comedically.

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It could only be beaten by a SomethingAwful watermark (do they have one?) on a picture of non-attractive angles.

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 year ago

Ah, am woman, can confirm I only date mane with a Gonial Angle over 140 degrees, or under 30

[-] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago

how do you bring out the protractor on dates?

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 year ago

Oh, us females inherently judge the angle flawlessly on first sight.

[-] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

Under 30 degrees? So, like pugs and French bulldogs?

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 20 points 1 year ago

I've no doubt that at least half the articles about those phrases will lead you down a path of right wing fuckbaggery.

[-] prole 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Closer to 99%. This is modern phrenology for incels.

[-] andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

Wouldn't say the studies themselves are only worthy for that, but yeah, there's no way a common person would apply them the other way.

[-] gigachad@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago

As a gigachad I can confirm.

[-] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Some people take pleasure in being pitied and victimised.

[-] Blackmist@feddit.uk 36 points 1 year ago

I'm going to guess at "Incel excuses for not getting laid."

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

Anything but the harsh reality that they could get laid if they behaved better and presented themselves better

[-] bamfic@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

Yup, the bar is sadly that low sometimes.

[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 points 1 year ago

Talking with some female friends the bar for men is so incredibly low. Trim your hair, bathe regularly, brush your teeth and be non-creepy and you're already in the top 50% or so

Oh, and wear clean clothes. That raises the bar a smidge.

[-] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 35 points 1 year ago

You need to touch less grass and spend more time online.

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 year ago
[-] DJDarren@thelemmy.club 8 points 1 year ago

Depends on whether you want to a cool kid.

[-] ameancow@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Things people think about when they haven't learned to manage obsessive rumination in their own minds and live every day with a kind of stress or misery that few people who are even slightly healthier can even comprehend.

[-] arefx@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Who the fuck cares honestly other than shut in weirdo's

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