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[-] rhacer@lemmy.world 41 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

6'6" (247.5 Oreo Cookies for those of you who use that measurement). My wife is 5'1" tall.

When I was growing up my mom would always say "the tall girls are going to love you!" Every tall girl I ever asked out shot me down in flames.

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 20 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

I am 5'5" I have been flirted with by a surprisingly high number of near or above six foot women. The weird part is that most of them have known damned well I have the emotional capacity of a irate toaster in a research facility. Also I only get that they were flirting years later.

[-] areyouevenreal@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

How did you end up with that lack of emotional capacity?

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 7 points 10 months ago

Autism and being abused as a child will fuck you up. Mind you I have more while by myself and with friends its just all of these instances were at work and well I am nothing but business, and part of business is telling HR that I put in time off as a courteous and I wasnt fucken asking.

[-] areyouevenreal@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

Trait alexithymia for the win

[-] grozzle@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

so many researchers toasting their bagels and yet never using your dedicated bagel button will wear you down.

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