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JD Vance (feddit.org)

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[-] DancingBear@midwest.social 10 points 10 months ago

Nah, but he always brings a stack of ones to the Goodwill.

[-] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 3 points 10 months ago

I don’t get it

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 months ago

JD Vance uses Good Will like a strip club.

[-] DancingBear@midwest.social 6 points 10 months ago

Strip clubs have strippers, Goodwill has couches 🤦

[-] Famous_Anus_Cookies@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

It was confusing. I've seen JD Vance donate stacks of pre fucked couches to my local Goodwill.

[-] DancingBear@midwest.social 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Oh perhaps I misspoke. I guess maybe he prefers virgin wool. He keeps getting older, but the upholstery stays the same age.

I’m sorry, I will recline from commenting further. I’m a lazy boy for attempting such low brow humor.

[-] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

I think you mean "post-fucked" couches.

[-] Famous_Anus_Cookies@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago

Yeah, you're right.

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