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[-] DancingBear@midwest.social 6 points 1 year ago

Strip clubs have strippers, Goodwill has couches 🤦

It was confusing. I've seen JD Vance donate stacks of pre fucked couches to my local Goodwill.

[-] DancingBear@midwest.social 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Oh perhaps I misspoke. I guess maybe he prefers virgin wool. He keeps getting older, but the upholstery stays the same age.

I’m sorry, I will recline from commenting further. I’m a lazy boy for attempting such low brow humor.

[-] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I think you mean "post-fucked" couches.

Yeah, you're right.

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