Perhaps you could bugger off back to your gentlemen's club now and never darken the doorstep of a boozer again.

Context:

• Nigel Farage threatens to never go to the pub again if outdoor smoking banned
• Smokers ‘heroes of the nation’, says Nigel Farage as he lights up cigarette near Downing Street pub

And sundry other tomfoolery.

Broader context (on here):

• Government considering banning smoking in UK pub gardens and outdoor restaurants