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Starbucks says Niccol can live in his home in Newport Beach, California and commute to Starbucks' head office 1,000 miles away on a corporate jet

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[-] AstroGnomeical@mander.xyz 325 points 3 months ago

How do you boycott a company you already weren't buying anything from?

[-] LostXOR@fedia.io 127 points 3 months ago

Go there every day and ask for a water. It's free, but you're costing them a tiny amount each time.

[-] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 122 points 3 months ago

Oh I was gonna recommend arson. Maybe your plan is better

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 87 points 3 months ago

Well you gotta use up all their water first

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago

Free water, arson, bricks, and bullhorns. With these four powers combined, I am.. Captain Protest!

[-] nolefan33@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 months ago

Your plan is certainly quicker, which is an upside.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Insurance will cover it, so you’re just hurting everyone else who has to pay for insurance.

[-] Kalkaline@leminal.space 16 points 3 months ago

Also grab something on the way out and don't pay for it.

[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago

Use the bathroom and flush four times!

[-] itslilith 14 points 3 months ago
[-] null@slrpnk.net 13 points 3 months ago
[-] wabafee@lemmy.world 12 points 3 months ago

Cockroaches + Starbucks product + video

[-] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 8 points 3 months ago

Bricks are cheap

[-] Dadifer@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

You mean pickett?

[-] Know_not_Scotty_does@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago

Take their coffee grounds for compost?

[-] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Buy stuff and then return it, over and over? I couldn't do this with Starbucks because I wouldn't want to even smell it.

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