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submitted 3 months ago by Midnight@slrpnk.net to c/aboringdystopia@lemmy.world

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Starbucks says Niccol can live in his home in Newport Beach, California and commute to Starbucks' head office 1,000 miles away on a corporate jet

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[-] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 122 points 3 months ago

Oh I was gonna recommend arson. Maybe your plan is better

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 87 points 3 months ago

Well you gotta use up all their water first

[-] errer@lemmy.world 10 points 3 months ago

[-] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 20 points 3 months ago

Free water, arson, bricks, and bullhorns. With these four powers combined, I am.. Captain Protest!

[-] nolefan33@sh.itjust.works 12 points 3 months ago

Your plan is certainly quicker, which is an upside.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago

Insurance will cover it, so you’re just hurting everyone else who has to pay for insurance.

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