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[2020] 20 Minutes for a Statue to be in Before a Neighbor Calls the Cops to Investigate. (lemmy.world)
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[-] khaleer@sopuli.xyz 32 points 5 months ago

Before or after beating him?

[-] KreekyBonez@lemmy.world 35 points 5 months ago

depends on whether or not it was the white jesus, I suppose

[-] MunkyNutts@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

He'll just turn the other cheek, but he can also respawn, so I think eventually he'll wear you down.

[-] MehBlah@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

Hispanic jesus would have definitely taken a beating.

[-] P00ptart@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Korean Jesus would've thrown the beating.

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