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[2020] 20 Minutes for a Statue to be in Before a Neighbor Calls the Cops to Investigate.
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"Damnit Jesus go back to heaven already you know it's illegal to sleep here" Police probably
Before or after beating him?
depends on whether or not it was the white jesus, I suppose
He'll just turn the other cheek, but he can also respawn, so I think eventually he'll wear you down.
Hispanic jesus would have definitely taken a beating.
Korean Jesus would've thrown the beating.