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[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 198 points 5 months ago

The intrinsic intolerance hidden just beneath the veneer of an accepting society drives us straight to the bottom and splits us in two, whether it be sexuality, race, or lactose. Whoever needs to hear it, it’s okay to be gay, black, or a milk drinker.

[-] BluJay320 165 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Fuck that. Fuck you. Fuck milk drinkers. Oh, you want milkies? Oh, you wanna suck titty juice like a baby? You gonna cry? Gonna piss your pants? Maybe shit and cum?

I’ll be here drinking apple juice with my chicken nuggies and mac and cheese like a REAL big kid

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 68 points 5 months ago

I pray that you might eventually join me in a society beyond lactose intolerance, my wayward friend.

[-] MadhuGururajan@programming.dev 9 points 5 months ago

Just in case it isn't sarcasm: You will more sooner die of heart attack than the milk drinker if you overdo it.

[-] undergroundoverground@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

Apple juice

Its like tree milk

[-] Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 18 points 5 months ago

Yeah, but straight from the carton? In public?

[-] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 months ago
[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 10 points 5 months ago

So it's only okay to be gay if I'm a baby cow?

this post was submitted on 06 Aug 2024
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