Horrible article, just repeating Apple's PR with some irrelevant anecdotes. Zero substance
Just because I know what a valid IP is doesn't mean I'm not an idiot 😎
Don't get me wrong, I'm not disappointed they did this experiment. I'm disappointed they didn't find a good way to get out of it. After reading this I still can't tell if you could have your friend lick your tongue to get you unstuck, or your tongues would stick together instead.
Summary for people who, like me, want to know the solution in case this happens:
Panic only a little
If you're asking: Then what was the point of this study?
Does it actually get deleted? I have seen too many cases of 'Somehow deleted data has returned' to believe that request does anything.
Reducing.. to 16GB?
It's over
Great news for bloatware enthusiasts ᐠ( ᐛ )ᐟ
Yeah try deceiving the spirits, surely it will not displease them any further

How can you find a sword mid-battle in the dirt? Black and white dirt nonetheless!