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[-] zo0@programming.dev 25 points 3 months ago

They should sell a single VIP seat for $1bn

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 months ago

And that seat dumps the occupant down a chute into a fiery pit like in Dr Evil's lair

[-] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

Ford's theater is the perfect venue for it.

[-] ScrambledEggs@lazysoci.al 14 points 3 months ago

Is it interactive like the rocky horror picture show? Can we throw toilet paper at the CEO?

[-] jagged_circle@feddit.nl 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Its set after his arrest, so I doubt the CEO is in it.

The prison guards, however..

[-] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 12 points 3 months ago

that was fast

[-] Aeri@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

Oh but the story isn't over yet...

[-] KingJalopy@lemm.ee 6 points 3 months ago

Damn I live pretty close hope I can go check that out I bet it's ridiculous.

[-] cupcakezealot 5 points 3 months ago

it's more of a commentary of the medical, entertainment, and tech industry and it's at a theatre that seats <100 but yes

[-] Almacca@aussie.zone 4 points 3 months ago

Not interested in it. What I want to know is where are all the copycats?

[-] mmura10@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Just goes to show you how many dumb people are out there

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