Our patch improves data harvesting speed by 13%!

Bahhh that sucks. At least it was just stuff that got busted, stuff can be fixed or replaced.

Glad you’re safe, yo

Sometimes when I’m holding a knife I’ll mildly threaten my cat

“Gimme all ya cash! Paws where I can see ‘em!”

Airlines hate them for this one weird trick!

There’s technically enough food for nobody to starve, so nobody can be starving!

The exact same way it works in the rest of the world right now, right?

…right??

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!

People reply “why are you still here?”

I worked for a cable company and I have to say - they’re absolutely terrified of being classified as a utility. And that needs to happen about 10 years ago.

Make this man the president

Welp, turns out they’re still the same old Catholic Church after all. Whoda thunk it? 🙄

Jokes on you I’m a tardigrade

If people don’t wake up, “deregulation” is going to defang the fda, epa, and other agencies that were set up because people were being hurt and killed.

If you don’t know about it, look up “the poison squad” - people were putting things like borax in food because it made it prettier, it took a guy literally feeding volunteers various things people were adding to food to prove they were poison. There were no rules for what you could sell as food.

If you want to feel really sad, look up “swill milk” - babies died being fed it because it had such little nutritional value. It often had chalk mixed in to make it appear less watery.

Capitalism encourages people to hurt others for personal gain. We need these organizations to keep a lid on the worst of us.