That doesn’t make sense, caterpillars don’t mate. So why have a display like this? Or does this scare off predators somehow?

Clothing?? Why would he wear only one piece of clothing, barely covering his frog body, in the same color as his skin?

Still called her a girl though. Unless he’s really dating someone underage. I guess he might be.

It’s moments like this that I regret being on an instance that doesn’t do downvotes.

I think there may be a misunderstanding. The concept of jaywalking is nuts to me, and many Europeans. The USA has made it illegal to… walk? In the Netherlands, we don’t even have a word for this. It’s just walking. Traffic participation while not in a car.

Is that a kernel panic skirt??

You would think that, if you’ve never used coke

It helps that they smell godawful. They’re funny and cute and adorable but the whole otter smells like a butthole, which stops me from petting them. Barely.

I don’t get it, what’s wrong with chromosomes?

It’s that era’s “made with natural ingredients”. It means nothing, just marketing blabber.

Cruise ships have thousands of passengers. If the ship waited for latecomers, no cruise ship would ever be able to stick to its schedule.

… who’s measuring the diameter of penguin buttholes?