Totally Spies was a kids show.

If I weren't already an Oglaf reader, I'd have no way of knowing there's more to this comic than that was posted. So maybe not the best way to accomplish that.

https://www.instagram.com/atomiccharmart/

You can see the WIP sketches and uncolored (digital) inks they've posted of their own work here. Took 10 seconds and a Google search to find, probably about 3 seconds longer than it took you to post this.

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You mean /tmp as in temporary?

I think it's mostly going to just be an arcadey mode. Not every hero is well suited, the items are balanced around the standard 6v6 format, and the legendary items are just silly (infinite magazine, piano drop) and that's fine. I don't know if I would ever try to get new players to start Deadlock on this mode, it's not exactly beginner friendly. But it does have the advantage of a lower time commitment, and you can try a hero against real players in a short format, no consequences match mode this way. I think unless Valve sees a sizeable, recurrent player base for this mode they won't change it much. Or unless someone at Valve is particularly fond of the mode.

The needle tool for applying these to garments is the most casual injury prone tool I've ever used for work.

My tired brain couldn't understand why they would take the toilet away (sign language)

I think it's okay for someone to wear this hat to poke fun at assholes and don't really read it as ragebaiting as you seem to. What context to this hat am I missing that says otherwise?

I mean, it's been three months and the performance issues have only gotten worse. I actually upgraded my hardware between launch and recently, did a fresh Windows install even.

I'm lucky if I can finish a single hunt before I crash and lose all progress. This is even after Nvidia fixed their bad drivers.

The performance issues aren't just bad, they are obscenely bad. I would refund the game if I could, but I, too, thought the issues would be fixed in time and kept playing (back when I still could.)

The hotline is for service members if they are directly given an illegal order, not for civilians to report service members.

There does exist a hotline to call if you're being given illegal orders, at least.