You could stick it in the middle somewhere. A side story we didn't see on screen. Or, they could remake Year of Hell or something.
Bards aren't just "a talented musician" they literally use magic. They're basically wizards that went the liberal arts path in college.
You absolutely do not have to RP this. You can say "No." You can say "Ok, you go off and do that, what's everyone else doing?"
What's more fun, demoting pluto or announcing the discovery of a new planet every week for a couple years?
What's his deal?
Starbucks is a real coffee chain that exists in the real world. Moondeer and sunfawn follow the same naming scheme, but the players didn't realize that was what the DM was building to until the big reveal. It's...pun-adjacent.
Queercoding villains to make them seem dangerous and deviant to the people of the time (and those that are still stuck in that time). Admittedly, the people making that decision probably weren't conscious of that being why they thought eyeliner made him look villainous.
What DM would deliberately sabotage their own game like that? No one actually wants to spend a session waiting for someone to examine an endless supply of rocks.
You select the level of abstraction for different things based on what is and isn't the most fun to delve into. If your group enjoys poking every surface with a 10 foot pole, it's not wrong to play with that level of granularity. It's just that all the interesting things you can do with a 10 foot pole are pretty mined-out after 50 years so we tend to direct our attention elsewhere.
In 3.5 at least, if you're in a space that isn't big enough for you to change size, RAW you just...don't.
I just feel bad for the loincloth mimic.
Throw in the episode where they go back to 90s California too, call it Hella Voyager