Agreed, this is pretty gross.

It's socially acceptable to talk about symptoms, just be sure not to bring up the underlying disease.

Blah-haj.

Which I know is horrible and wrong but I can't make myself stop.

"We value none of our workers, it's nothing personal."

The crystal generation!

Is this the new slang boomers are using now that "snowflake" gets you laughed out of the room? Doesn't quite roll off the tongue the same. You should workshop it a little.

Then attention should be drawn to the fact that the timelines are different. The data is presented in a misleading way and we should hold ourselves to a higher standard.

I didn't notice until you pointed it out. Because why wouldn't they be??

Jetpacking

I'm going to assume you don't have any form of insurance? Can't predict if you'll need it, after all.

I always hate this viewpoint that if someone doesn't understand what someone else is saying on a website designed to facilitate conversation, they should Google it instead of asking.

Aside from that, it really makes you look like a heel for using jargon and chiding other people for not knowing it.

and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin' and they don't stop comin'

-DDOS attacks