[-] sfled@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

George Michael proto-beard? Macho as fuck.

[-] sfled@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

I love Facebook math.

[-] sfled@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

Last time he left the White House they took anything that wasn't nailed down.

[-] sfled@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

Many moons ago I was getting my W2K certs. I dropped a vanilla box into my home lab, installed W2K server, connected it to my LAN, and left to take leak and get a cup of coffee. By the time I got back 10 minutes later, some enterprising soul had installed SQLServer and Exchange 5.5 over the Internet in preparation for fuck knows what. I burped, farted, and disconnected my router. Then I sat down to reconsider my career choice.

[-] sfled@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago
[-] sfled@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

Well, you know what they say about men with big feet: large socks.

[-] sfled@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

He was re-elected.

[-] sfled@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

"Sometimes, a balloon knot is just a balloon knot." Emrys Freud, Sigmund's duller brother.

[-] sfled@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

On October 18, 2016, less than a month before the Presidential election, FBI head James Comey decided to reopen the Buttery Males investigation. Male or female, that maneuver blew the campaign out of the water. If Trump learned anything from Roy Cohn, it was to win at any cost. https://youtu.be/mYMA3-ET4Ow?t=113 (I'm new, if YT links to PBS content aren't permitted I'll take it down)

[-] sfled@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

Because tracking disease vectors is woke! Take that, libs. \s

[-] sfled@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

Food poisoning will lead right back to a toilet paper shortage. Never mind that the US is net exporter of TP.

[-] sfled@lemm.ee 2 points 7 months ago

First it was "Day 1", then "It's Biden's Economy", then "There will be a transition period". Meanwhile he's raking it in with all his grifts, prices are high NOW, and I'm hungry NOW.

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