Frak Safari.

I like the 1945 shot better. (NSFF)

Your sandals are here. Fight me, human.

So did other stocks. The Dotard flip-flopped on tariffs again.

Apart from everything else, that's a great headline pun.

The first spam email was sent in 1978. It's been downhill since.

Have the banned buzkashi yet?

Doomscrolling to my birth year, and still no jet pack.

Daaaamn bruh, my heart.

Just suckers, like an octopus.

With the QC of a Yugo.

“She burns facts and she uses that ash to create a perfect smokey eye.” - Michelle Wolf