...and that's how I became a walking encyclopedia of mostly useless facts.
YSK that there are private weather $ervice$, but fuck the plebes, right?
Mine then sits there with the timer at 00:01 until I press the Stop/Reset button yet again, like some sort of animal.
Anything is better than the vile brew produced by a coffee pod machine.
He's the septic skeptic.
Whoa. Dude's getting Kremlin leadership level numbers.
Plunging toward oblivion while happily screaming, "10,000' so far so good, 5,000' so far so good..."
When he shook Chief Justice Roberts' hand and said "Thank you," after the State of the Union address, it felt more like a "Great job, here's your severance check, bu-bye now" kind of Thank You than a gesture of gratitude.
Wait, you mean The Commercial on the White House lawn back in March didn't move more units?! surprisedpikachuface.jpg
Note to self: Face-eating leopards nearly always arrive hungry.
“She burns facts and she uses that ash to create a perfect smokey eye.” - Michelle Wolf
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Oopsla.