Many years ago as you will soon see, we did a PC build for this customer. Nice guy, early 20s doing a minimum wage job and saving up for his first gaming rig. It wasn't absolute top of the line but it was more than I would have needed myself, definitely above mid tier.
The thing was he wanted to buy the parts one by one, as he could afford them. We tried HARD to talk him out of this, explaining he'd waste money that way as he bought each component at the current market cost when he could get it all cheaper buying everything at once once the prices had fallen, or use that money to get a higher spec for the same budget. But he was adamant, "no it's just not how I work, I can't save that much money without being tempted to spend a bit of it here and there. I know what I'm like, I can save enough for a part at a time but I'm just not going to save a large amount of money like that". Ok fair enough, we're all different and it's good to have self awareness.
So over the course of at least four months he comes in and pays for everything bit by bit. Might have been even longer. We put his parts aside in a slowly rising pile until it's finally all there. For the cost and time he's been waiting it's even worse than you are imagining. He wants the brand new Vista OS but he's also read up on it being flakey so he wants to dual boot with XP for stability, on separate disks. So he's saving up and paying for the second disk and second license, and a second labour charge for the work. If I remember right he wanted Vista Ultimate Edition too, not the cheaper Home version.
It's finally all there, he's giddy with a massive grin on his face with that final purchase. All we need to do is build it. On the bench it goes, XP on the first disk, Vista on the second. Drivers, Updates, etc etc and our QC. Computer goes back in the box for the case, and his peripherals go in a bag. Off he goes just delighted the day has finally come. In an hour he's going to enjoy the most powerful gaming experience hitherto of his life.
Annnnnnnd NOPE. In an hour he's on the phone with us. "I can't get it to work. It turns on but the mouse and keyboard don't do anything". Derp. He's being cool about it but we all knew how much he was looking forward to this. We suggest the obvious stuff to no avail. We're going to have to see this for ourselves and ask him to bring it in.
He's back the next day. We get it back on the bench and.. it works perfectly fine. Absolutely no issues at all. He's relieved, we double check he knows where to plug everything in, off he goes.
Only to call back the next day. It doesn't work again. But this time he's got news. It's working in XP, but not Vista. Ummmm..... I say we're really sorry but can he bring it back, but with his keyboard and mouse?
It's exactly as he describes. Totally fine in XP. Unresponsive with Vista. We plug in our cheap unbranded bench keyboard and mouse as well to investigate and see the yellow "!" triangles for his in device manager. His Microsoft keyboard and mouse. Identical hardware, proved functional by the dual boot, his Microsoft keyboard and mouse don't work with the premium shiny new Microsoft OS. Outstanding work, round of applause for them.
We try all we can do, which is essentially nothing. It's not a special keyboard, no extra function buttons or RGB lights or anything so there's no software or driver to try. It really is just a basic USB HID. It doesn't get more simple than this, it is how you computer, it is how you Operate the System. Precisely zero mention or help online can be found.
Sad and unsatisfactory, but we have nothing to try. We apologise and say we'll happily take it back in at some point in the future and see if any windows updates help or something. I don't remember what came of it in the end. He could still use XP and he accepted it, it was he himself who said he wanted to dual boot exactly because of the reputation Vista had. But none of us expected, like, the most fundamental requirement of using a computer to be a show stopper.
I think he ended up using his old peripherals from his other computer at least temporarily. But wow, Microsoft. You really outdid yourself raining on that kid's parade.
I've been meaning to ask, possibly its my lemmy app. I see the about for this community but no rules. I had some stories rejected from r/talesfromtechsupport. For example just mentioning NSFW requests from customers. Are we going by the reddit sub rules or are we OK for that here? Thank you.
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