If you want to swear then swear. If you don't want to for whatever reason, then use creativity to get your frustration, need of emphasis, or other emotion through. Choosing to censor yourself is just weak.

We stopped our atom plants and have a plan out of coal.

Yeah you folks did this in the wrong order.

What do you need smokes for peace and quiet for? Go look at a tree.

I was locked up in one for a couple of weeks after I tried to kill myself, and the only thing that experience did for me is to make sure I keep the ideas to myself next time so no one can interfere. Must be something about the locked doors that turns psychiatric nurses into prison guards mentally, but none of them apart from a trainee from abroad was pleasant to deal with and one was a proper nurse Ratchet. I'll give you a snippet of her professional behavior and care for the mental wellbeing of the patients.

I was laying on a sofa in the common area reading a book after lunchtime, and had not seen a single other person for about half an hour. Also there was another sofa just like the one I was on and two armchairs in the room. Enter nurse:

-I have to ask you to get off that sofa.

-What? Why?

-Someone might want to come in and sit on it.

-But there's plenty of other places here to sit, also I've not seen anyone around for a good while anyway.

-But they might want to sit right there anyway.

-What about me wanting to be right here now?

-Stop being difficult!

-Did you want to sit here?

-You have five seconds to get off that sofa or I'll get the orderlies and we'll sedate you!

Fuckin power tripping bitch.

edit: So many typos...

They've split Finland pretty arbitrarily into areas where (supposedly) Swedish speakers are found for 'å', but there's really no reason for it. The letter is a part of the Finnish alphabet and taught to everyone in school, so it should cover the whole country I think.

Voitaisko tilata Ranskasta nopealla aikataululla maailman isoin TNT-mylly niin tulee kerralla kunnollista?

Isn't it the right wing method to always say the exact opposite of what you're thinking or doing? So in fact Trump wants swastika graffiti on DC pillars.

Newtons laws of motion, most clearly the third.

"If two bodies exert forces on each other, these forces have the same magnitude but opposite directions."

Not being chronically ill.

Olisivat jättäneet ajelematta pois omalta pihalta sillä panssarivaunulla niin saisivat päättää vieläkin ihan itse mihin se pysäköidään.

A keychain you carry in your pocket is somehow supposed to discharge your static charge? I'm sorry, but electricity does not work like that. Unless the keychain has a ground wire of course, but the things image search showed me are just as effective as touching coins in your pocket.

Polttomoottorikäyttöiset lehtipuhaltimet (ja miksei muutkin pienkoneet) voisi kieltää samaan syssyyn taajamista. Ymmärrän toki että niillä on tehokkaampaa käydä pihat siistimässä, mutta myös hyi helvetti sitä metakkaa kun sisäpihalla aamukahdeksalta vetäistään tuollainen rakkine käyntiin.