There are plenty of people in the US that refer to England as "London".

... an egg laid by something that was almost, but not quite, a chicken.

That argument is similar to the whole "platform N taking down content violates the 1st amendment" argument. It's a non sequitur.

Finally! This one has bugged me for so long...

This reads a lot like a Jonathan Pie rant. 😂

Easier one-hand access is probably exactly why it was moved.