I'd say it's more of a darkly ironic situation than a joke, but the humor comes from the juxtaposition of this apparently mutual and heartfelt expression of romantic fidelity against its unrealistically immediate violation by one party

Any recommendations for a Hyprland refugee? Thinking of trying out niri...

Adult size! That's a relief. Anyway, goodbye forever.

hello 3d cursor 👀

Along these lines, I recently learned:

Painstakingly is pains + takingly (as in "took great pains"), not pain + stakingly.

Helicopter is helico + pter ("spiral wing"), not heli + copter.

In linguistics, this phenomenon is called rebracketing.

Cemex decision by the NLRB.

However, if an employer who seeks an election commits any unfair labor practice that would require setting aside the election, the petition will be dismissed, and—rather than re-running the election—the Board will order the employer to recognize and bargain with the union.

I, too, require great and accurate science communication in my funny JPEGs

I suspect it's just an autocorrect typo for "beginning to work".

Stored in memory is still stored.

Given what I know about how computers accept user input, I am fascinated to hear what the alternative is.

one time i had a fever dream that was like, "I know how to fix this, I'll just ssh in and see what's up" :|

fyi the comment you're replying to is a reference to Spiders Georg