[-] nxdefiant@startrek.website 66 points 7 months ago

I think that's canonically true for Goku and Hulk

[-] nxdefiant@startrek.website 60 points 10 months ago

Distributed Honor-system Clothes Peg Server

[-] nxdefiant@startrek.website 72 points 11 months ago

This is how phones used to work!!! The cable was all spirally and you could get really long ones!

[-] nxdefiant@startrek.website 72 points 11 months ago

THIS is how you protest vote. Bravo Michigan Democrats. I hope they still vote for him in the general, but I'm still glad they're making the DNC sweat.

[-] nxdefiant@startrek.website 61 points 1 year ago

In Scotland, to where he emigrated in order to move his goalpost business.

[-] nxdefiant@startrek.website 66 points 1 year ago

Heh, I love the implied acknowledgement that Republicans are a separate and distinct group from adults.

[-] nxdefiant@startrek.website 63 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Lawful Good:

Foresight to convince the smart, powerful people that they're making bad decisions, influence them to make better decisions for the world, only use it for enough personal gain to sustain a decent living.

Neutral Good:

Mass Suggestion Convince the dumb powerful people I'm a divine being and they better do as I say, use this power to force positive change amongst the easiest to control masses. Collection plates at churches now go to me.

Chaotic Good:

Gate, Use teleportation to extort billionaires by witnessing their depravity and threatening them with exposure, also portal tech. become Rick Sanchez. Rob swiss banks for fun and profit.

Lawful Evil:

Meteor Swarm: Hold cities hostage for ransom.

Chaotic Evil:

True Polymorph: I'm going to start turning politicians into lizards. For cash I'll turn random shit into itself but but made out of a different material and auction if off, passing myself off as a great artist of incredible talent.

Edit because I forgot about the money half way through.

[-] nxdefiant@startrek.website 60 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

my employer fired a double digit percentage of their workforce and then instituted draconian RTO policies to, in the words of an actual HR leader, "get rid of a few more without paying severance".

Within 3 weeks almost half as many people as they had fired had quit. Pretty much every single team lost their most critical employees. They started back pedaling that policy at week four, but they don't realize the only good people left are just being picky about which offer they take from where.

[-] nxdefiant@startrek.website 71 points 1 year ago

Easy!

They have all that AND life expectancy for the poor is mid 30's.

[-] nxdefiant@startrek.website 63 points 1 year ago

All subsequent waste products will then be released into local waterways via "unfortunate accident" on a regular schedule, to maximize shareholder profits.

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