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submitted 7 months ago by seahorse@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[-] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

why didn't they use fuckin oranges? it was right there

[-] nikatjef@mastodon.acm.org 8 points 7 months ago

@seahorse
See, I can't tell if this is a joke or real... Given Bezos' recent actions it really could be legit.

[-] LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe 5 points 7 months ago

You might get graped in the mouth.

[-] hallettj@leminal.space 1 points 7 months ago

Is this possibly a reference to the Delano grape strike?

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