the cheese is under the sauce

hell yeah am i ready for lemmy beans 2 the beanening

but you can fend them off with this cast iron pan, good combo!

reese's puffs cereal shreds the roof of your mouth and makes you taste like you're bleeding (because you are) i don't exactly dislike it but it can't be good for the children. the little demons get a taste for blood and suddenly you're next

be the change you want to see in the world. queer up!

when you do not sit with your butt exactly on the chair and at least two feet firmly planted on the floor you will get accused of bisexuality

where's the beef

happy birthday whitey ford

howdy

i use a sippy cup now to avoid this problem altogether even though i'm still horny for hydration