[-] neudke 75 points 1 week ago

i don't really accept the apology. 196 is not the mod team and you clearly do not have the capacity to maintain a community. please leave and do not come back to LBZ. i enjoying having my funny little people on my phone here and you have not been very funny so kindly stop the car because you are an underage driver. let someone who does not hit curbs or go up a one way street take the wheel thanks also please let the door hit you on the way out

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(financi)ally rule (i.imgur.com)
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[-] neudke 53 points 2 years ago

you can imagine an apple in your head and rotate it for free no one can stop you

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rail rule (i.imgur.com)
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don't dead rule (i.imgur.com)
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spaget rule (i.imgur.com)
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[-] neudke 10 points 2 years ago

percussive maintenance

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you may rule (i.imgur.com)
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not alone***

[-] neudke 18 points 2 years ago
[-] neudke 30 points 2 years ago

thanks is pouring from me. please accept my liquid gratitude

also a picture of a cat i know

he was sleeping in this one

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mood chart rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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tell me how are you feeling today

i am feeling confident and frightened

[-] neudke 18 points 2 years ago

(bound?😳😳😳)

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mspaint rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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nobody will apply because this is vista paint not xp paint. i don't care how big the monitor is

[-] neudke 26 points 2 years ago
[-] neudke 14 points 2 years ago

please respect my privacy

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white man rule (i.imgur.com)
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[-] neudke 15 points 2 years ago

thank you for your service filling in the blanks excellent work. my neighbor handed me figs from over the fence today and it's just as you say. times are rough and i have physical needs

[-] neudke 10 points 2 years ago

i can't wear socks to bed because they feel so constraining i also can't have covers over my feet for the same reason i never realized my toes are also rubbing up against each other all night and i am really grateful to this internet person for giving me the natural next step in having the ultimate stimulus-free sleep

[-] neudke 32 points 2 years ago

my favorite is those cups with the glitter in them when you're taking a particularly aggressive sip from one and it cracks and spills into you and you now have sparkly lips and a few days later a rare poop

[-] neudke 31 points 2 years ago
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neudke

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