[-] maurice@lemmy.world 15 points 2 weeks ago

Trump aint sharing

[-] maurice@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Chunk. Short for punk-chic

[-] maurice@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

If everyone you measure the number of calls you get is higher than the previous measurement then it is easily possible. Y'know day 1 you get one phone call, day 2 two, etc. Than you will consistently have higher volume than average... Technically

[-] maurice@lemmy.world 10 points 5 months ago

Did you also place a big spotlight outside her bathroom window?

[-] maurice@lemmy.world 11 points 5 months ago

What about a difficult plant to maintain? Maybe a cactus or something? So he has to make an effort keep it alive, or slowly watch it die, like the relationship he has with you

[-] maurice@lemmy.world 10 points 6 months ago

He goes by first name Kip, which is dutch for chicken. He is Chicken Winger

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