Guess the Episode [Medium] by mattd in c/thesimpsons@lemmy.world
[-] mattd@programming.dev 12 points 1 month ago

Listen pal, I may have lost my freakishly long legs in the War of 2012, but I still have one thing you'll never have: a soul!

Meh

And freckles!

Guess the Episode [Medium] by mattd in c/thesimpsons@lemmy.world
[-] mattd@programming.dev 8 points 3 months ago

As for Science versus Religion, I'm issuing a restraining order. Religion must stay 500 yards from Science at all times

Guess the Episode [Hard] by mattd in c/thesimpsons@lemmy.world
[-] mattd@programming.dev 9 points 4 months ago

And incidentally, thanks for not making fun of my genitalia.

I thought I did.

Stubsack: weekly thread for sneers not worth an entire post, week ending Sunday 30 June 2024 by mattd in c/techtakes@awful.systems
A real headache to argue over by mattd in c/atheistmemes@lemmy.world
Is there anything we cannot learn from the wisdom of ancient Japan? by mattd in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[-] mattd@programming.dev 13 points 8 months ago

Such a wise man

Guess the Episode [Hard] by mattd in c/thesimpsons@lemmy.world
[-] mattd@programming.dev 11 points 8 months ago

Now give it back

Give what back?

Guess the Episode [Hard] by mattd in c/thesimpsons@lemmy.world
[-] mattd@programming.dev 8 points 9 months ago

A counterfeit jeans ring operating out of my car hole!

Guess the Episode [Easy] by mattd in c/thesimpsons@lemmy.world
[-] mattd@programming.dev 8 points 9 months ago

Nobody ever says Italy

Peace is possible. by mattd in c/science_memes@mander.xyz
[-] mattd@programming.dev 8 points 11 months ago

I think it’s x ² - 15x + 54 = 0

Guess the Episode [Medium] by mattd in c/thesimpsons@lemmy.world
[-] mattd@programming.dev 11 points 1 year ago

Don't cry for me, I'm already dead

Gay Water, a vodka soda that's a response to the Bud Light transphobia by mattd in c/mildlyinteresting@lemmy.world
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