I am a keyboard player & collector, and I simply adore tulips on my favourite organ.

You can't fart in a parking lot without stinking up a Subaru.

Yesss

Vermont's got you covered.

Hence, "pain".

You can't spell car keys without ca ke.

By the time they were done blathering, the hot dogs must've been ice cold. Chilly dogs, if you will.

Username almost checks out!

Thanks for the heads up on Voyager. Will definitely give that a try.