Tucker and Dale Versus Evil. There's no real way to explain that movie without giving it all away.

I knew a girl whose last name was Fantasia. I always thought that was awesome

That's 5318008.

"In the early 2000s, we were among the early pioneers leading the industry into the SaaS revolution. Now, 20 years later, we intend to help lead the way out. The post–SaaS era is just around the corner."

So, this company helped to get us into this whole subscription thing, and now they're going to be the white knights to save us from it?

So these guys are smart enough to read Vernier calipers, but dumb enough to measure like this?