If I were to sail the seven seas, I'd probably use a lightweight Kodi build like POVico (despite it being kind of ugly) on a Chromecast w/Google TV, and sign up to Real Debrid.

You know, theoretically.

A CR being...?

American absurdity. I don't think it exists at all in the UK, except for Meet & Greet airport parking.

Also Win + K brings up the casting option if you want to connect to something.

Jesus Christ... Dickbutt

I don't understand any of those at all. Anyone got an idiot's guide?

Translation for the non-yanks: Americans call starters "appetisers" and then shorten it to "apps"

Pompidou?

In 3D space it's called a voxel

Bueno estente

I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to call it cheese in the US either. It gets labelled as "cheese product".

I feel very out of the loop. What are Hollywood doing?