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Yep. That's the monitor screen - last legs at best. At the point where distro hopping is impossible because the main screen is unusable and I can't even use GRUB anymore.

This made me actually groan out loud. Amazing.

High INT, low WIS.

Don't forget that, being Canadian news, it pisses off and hemorrhages money from Meta passively.

I dunno, it is striking

It is. I couldn't get it to scale right and still be visible, it seems.

I wish I had just linked what you did instead of the translation I just pasted. Hats off.

And I guess a site map the uses html frames awkwardly on the right side. And a midi file that plays on load.

Yes, but....