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TitleThere's no such thing as too much caffeine!

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Reveal titlecrickets

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[-] humiddragonslayer@lemm.ee 45 points 1 month ago

Every day the call of the high seas gets stronger.

[-] humiddragonslayer@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago

I love this! Wish more movies did those classic style posters.

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That's akaiju haiku

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Disclaimer 1: This is a fake album cover

Disclaimer 2: You can find more at !fakealbumcovers@lemm.ee

Happy fake album cover making!

cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/58706770

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[-] humiddragonslayer@lemm.ee 22 points 1 month ago

I think we should have a d666 made of three d6s, like the d100. Would be fun

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Welcome!

Put your welcome haiku in the comments, and it just might be what becomes the new welcome message!

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Tap for spoilerAn homage to one of my favourite manga, Blood Diver Ringtone and the Fishbowl Man

[-] humiddragonslayer@lemm.ee 38 points 1 month ago

Most British shows, so Peep Show, Fleabag, etc. There's even Episodes, which makes fun of this all in a very meta story about a British show being adapted to American audiences and requiring only hot people for the new version.

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cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/58769480

Weed Watch: The Beekeeper (2024)

I discovered this hidden gem quite by accident. I like to take edibles and progressively watch weirder stuff as time passes, to align with the intensity of the high. The Beekeeper was supposed to be the first watch, a simple run of the mill action thriller.

Then the uncanny valley started. Not specifically in a visual sense, but the pacing of the cuts, and the dialogue. There is something very slightly off no matter where you look, but that clashes with what you expect from a Jason Statham movie in just the right way.

There is also so much left unexplained and unexplored in terms of the plot that it feels exactly like when you're high and everything feels like it's going out of its way to be undecipherable.

All of this combines with the honestly decent action and cameos by Josh Hutcherson and Jeremy Irons (who I think is trying to do a Southern accent, but he hasn't gotten back to me) to make for quite a unique experience for stoners and good-bad movies alike.

Have you seen the movie? What did you think about it?

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cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/58769480

Weed Watch: The Beekeeper (2024)

I discovered this hidden gem quite by accident. I like to take edibles and progressively watch weirder stuff as time passes, to align with the intensity of the high. The Beekeeper was supposed to be the first watch, a simple run of the mill action thriller.

Then the uncanny valley started. Not specifically in a visual sense, but the pacing of the cuts, and the dialogue. There is something very slightly off no matter where you look, but that clashes with what you expect from a Jason Statham movie in just the right way.

There is also so much left unexplained and unexplored in terms of the plot that it feels exactly like when you're high and everything feels like it's going out of its way to be undecipherable.

All of this combines with the honestly decent action and cameos by Josh Hutcherson and Jeremy Irons (who I think is trying to do a Southern accent, but he hasn't gotten back to me) to make for quite a unique experience for stoners and good-bad movies alike.

Have you seen the movie? What did you think about it?

[-] humiddragonslayer@lemm.ee 14 points 1 month ago

For the last one, another alternative would be "You're so resilient, it would take a moon sized meteorite to take you down for good."

[-] humiddragonslayer@lemm.ee 19 points 1 month ago

The customer service rep in the balaclava was the cherry on top

[-] humiddragonslayer@lemm.ee 72 points 1 month ago

Hesiod out here warning us about tramp stamps a few millenia early

[-] humiddragonslayer@lemm.ee 14 points 1 month ago

Inb4 they start making tiktoks about ignoring the calming music

[-] humiddragonslayer@lemm.ee 16 points 2 months ago

And just choke it to death

[-] humiddragonslayer@lemm.ee 15 points 2 months ago

I was worried they were going to make statements about hiring directors with a vision. Phew.

[-] humiddragonslayer@lemm.ee 15 points 2 months ago

Yeah, I sent that 'official government webpage' to multiple friends and they seriously asked if it was written by Trump himself. It's so surreal to read something like that and to know it's not a shitpost.

[-] humiddragonslayer@lemm.ee 37 points 2 months ago

I remember reading a book that talked about public spaces and how we often think of malls as public spaces, but they have so many restrictions and ulterior motives that it doesn't really hold.

They're essentially the irl equivalent of centralised social media platforms. I hope once the fediverse really takes off, we can have 'official' platforms/instances that are run by governments that federate only to other 'official' ones. That seems like a better way to reach people, instead of Xitter.

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