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Horst in einem Opel Corsa Baujahr 1998, der nur durch pure Willenskraft zusammengehalten wird

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My parrot gave me 3 earring holes that grew together again. He also liked destroying books and sealing rings.

In a discussion referencing the imperial system "backwardsland" is another country :)

Dear fellow anarchist,

32 / 0.07 = 457.142857

source: my calculator app

EDIT: dammit, i am from germany and , is here the decimal point . i copied it from the app, gonna correct it

He ran it 457.143 times

I use linux, but can somewhat relate because i have a weird AM5 motherboard that shows 0-4 minutes of "DRAM ERROR" before posting

Ruling Javascript and Python programmers out would be more sane imho. Java sucks, but at least its typed and doesn't implement weird semantics.

I swear to god, companies are nowadays just picking the solution with the most buzzwords. Any compiler engineering student knows how to write a transpiler from one language to another, while getting this right is a cumbersome task, it still completly automated afterwards. Just hire a few compiler engineering phds and the job is done in at least half a year.

Look what i found after a quick google search:

• https://github.com/patrickp89/actojat
• https://github.com/opensourcecobol/opensourcecobol4j
• https://github.com/opensourcecobol/opensource-cobol

LISP is most accurate

Lass mal eine fremdenfeindliche und faschistische Partei wählen das löst das Problem sicher, hat auch in der Vergangenheit so gut geklappt 👍