Yuck, who puts mustard on a gyro? I've only ever seen them made with the gyro meat, onions, tomatoes, and tzatziki

Hawaiian pizza was, however, invented in Canada

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I don't see how someone else changing their last name has any appreciable effect on my life. If it makes them happy, I guess I'd be happy for them?

8gb of ram shouldn't necessarily be an issue in and of itself, although it's on the low end these days. The memory is also old enough that it may just be failing.

Some searching suggests you could use something like Memtest86 to run diagnostics on the memory.

If it isn't a hardware issue, you might have luck trying a Linux distro on it. Linux generally runs better on older machines than windows, and some distros are specifically designed to be lightweight and consume as few resources as possible.

Either going for food or playing board/video games together!

YESSSSS

Class and job-specific gear can now be stored in the armoire.

Maybe they should stop platforming these geriatric fucks and make space for the next generation then.

The cylinder must remain unharmed

A calendar is not an inventory management system.

What is it, then? Maybe a convection oven?

Idk, not sure I really want to live in a post-apocalyptic world. Life is already hard enough as is.

How does half a pickup truck compare to a large boulder the size of a small boulder?