So weird that this keeps happening

"3! 2! 1!" Is just what I say when doing some potentially deleterious action after rsyncing a few key directories to a separate volume

When you get your car loan discharged go lean on the car. Nothing they can do after that.

"It's one country, Michael, how wide could it be? Two weeks of skateboarding?"

I think one of the reasons why we're still seeing this done by journalists is because Elon's takeover is probably relevant to whatever it is they're reporting. I've definitely seen articles just refer to it as "X". But whenever it's a story about some crazy racist shit someone said or how poorly their advertising business is doing, it's "formerly Twitter".

That said, I think online people who aren't writing for news outlets and aren't insane will — for the most part — always call it Twitter out of spite until the site either dies or Musk sells it and it changes back.

"I cannot operate on this soft drink, he's my son"

I'd argue the pager explosions were just a different form factor of carpet bombing

My head cannon is that AI = LLMS and machine learning = actually useful "artificial intelligence"

I didn't know they used 0-indexed buildings in ingerland

I think going back in time and video gaming Reagan would be a good start

A good sign that everything is going OK

Great image for a water slide themed SCP