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Long story short, I got Mass Effect Legendary Edition (the remastered/rebalanced Shepherd trilogy) for $6 (and it goes on sale for this all the time) on Xbox, played through it, loved it. Saw they had Andromeda for $3, but I paid $4 for Deluxe. I'm not mad, I know the OG version of ME3 also had some online/loot box BS that is just straight up gone from the Legendary version of ME3. So, for those who only played the OG, in LE, you can no longer do online missions, and your readiness level is adjusted accordingly. You can max it via single player actions exclusively. It's not an online game anymore.

But Andromeda? Xbox is still selling the lootbox coins, even though the ME: Andromeda servers were shut down. There's no way to play the game online. I'm not mad, I got it for $4, but two of the Deluxe Edition bonuses are for online, so I've tried to connect, and, no luck. It's so weird because starting the Apex missions (the online stuff) is listed as a main quest and it keeps trying to get me to talk to the turian on the Nexus who runs it (or to go to the computer console on the ship that does the same).

It's just so weird that they shut down the online servers, but they didn't remove the online stuff from the game. Even if, for whatever reason — and I doubt this will be the case — I can't complete the game because of the online stuff, I still got my money's worth. For some reason, Xbox says I have zero days, hours, and minutes in the game, but I've been playing it pretty steadily since January. I should have about 20-30 hours in it.

ME2 is still the GOAT (2 > 4 > 3 > 1 IMO, and I loved the LE of 1, it's just everything after was better), but I feel like with ME:A/4, they took the Mako planetary exploration in ME1 that everyone hated (mostly, I think, because it was so broken in the OG) and made a whole game out of it. So when you drop down on the planet and now you gotta establish a colony and do things for them planet-side, people said "this isn't my ME, I play ME from the bridge of my ship, I'm out there exploring planets." And I get it. And the plant/mineral harvesting is still 100% a waste of your time. I completed the minerals and I think I got 200 credits? And I never have enough materials to craft, and I mine, I collect... but I find the weapons I like just laying around everywhere. I think you only needed mining in ME2, to upgrade the Normandy for the big fight/suicide run. The grind feels as useless in Andromeda as it did in ME1/3.

There are a bunch of dumb bugs, like the smallest root or pebble stops Ryder in their tracks, and you can't just jump over or go around, you gotta boost, and if you're gonna boost, you're gonna air dash, so get used to those sound bytes because you won't stop hearing them until the credits roll. The transmission in the new Mako being manual is also a huge pain in the ass, even though it only has two gears and it's one tap to switch between them. The fact that it can jump is completely useless and never once was it ever needed, but the little popup tutorials never end, so it keeps telling me I can jump, or tap reverse to slow down, or whatever else, over and over. I think the game's biggest sin is how you have to depart a world to get on your ship. So my krogan crew mate who is standing right next to me on the planet (albeit, on shore leave) wants to talk to me on the ship. So we get on the ship and watch the unskippable view of us taking off. I talk to the krogan, and he says he wants to meet up on the planet we were just on, so now we have to watch the unskippable video of it loading. Or the anti-AI mission where, for the peaceful solution, you have to craft an item. But to craft, you have to go all the way back to town, hoof it half a mile where the Mako can't go, go up an elevator... it's actually faster to extract to the ship and go through the cutscene. Then you have to land, go through the elevator, walk half a mile to where you can fast travel... and then you have to glitch up to the base because no road goes there, so you gotta billy goat it up the side of a mountain, Skyrim style. The game's a fucking mess and I can see why it's not popular... yet, I still love it, and I haven't even gotten into how bad the voice acting is (krogans and turians just sound human now, at least they got salarians right)... and for $4 I can't complain. (And yet, here we are.) But the online? Why wouldn't they update the game to disable all that when they shut down the servers?

I haven't finished Andromeda yet, but I'll likely be back if they ever give it the Legendary treatment. I think this game deserves more love than it got, and if you stayed away because of the hate... it has as rough a start as all the others, but once you hit your stride, it's a lot of fun. The Mako (not its name, but it's a Mako, dammit) is fun as hell to drive, and virtually everything relating to the Remnant (especially the Sudoku puzzles) is a blast. The vaults are too damn big, but the last part of them is always epic.

I think if ME5 ever materializes, I'll pay full price. I only paid $10 for the first four titles. (And I re-purchased ME1 digitally for $5. Not sure why. Nostalgia?)

[-] dragontology@retrofed.com 1 points 1 day ago

Chili and corn bread. My chili uses beans, but I’m not from Texas, so it’s fine. I use two kinds of beans (pinto, and dark red kidney) and two kinds of meat (ground beef, and hot Italian sausage).

If I wanted to make Texas chili, I wouldn’t use ground meat, I’d use stew beef, and I’d have peppers (Bell and jalapeño) and I’d omit the masa. I could make decent Texas chili, but my regular chili is awesome if you don’t hate beans.

[-] dragontology@retrofed.com 1 points 1 day ago

DX2 needed a remake or fix that removed the hard coded load times. The small areas would be forgivable on modern hardware with virtually no load times. The game itself was solid, the biggest criticism at the time being the universal ammo that Mass Effect and others used well. The loading screens being an issue came up later when we played it on newer systems.

[-] dragontology@retrofed.com 4 points 5 days ago

Not buying it. I played way more Deus Ex than most people (though, maybe not as much as someone with a DX avatar?) and I played more Fallout 3 than most people, too. Other than the things that define an action RPG, like dialogue choices and skill points, I'm not seeing it.

Want more Deus Ex? Cyberpunk is the way to go, not Fallout. Want Deus Ex but with magic and space and sex with aliens? Mass Effect. Actually if you just want choices to matter, you've got Life is Strange on one end of the spectrum with adventure gaming and teenage drama, and then on the other you have Mass Effect where choices you made in the first one come back to haunt (or help) you in the second and third one. For example, the third one features a robot invasion of Earth. Robots the size of ships. (ICYMI, those "ships" attacking Earth in ME3 weren't ships, they were individual robots.) So your job is to go to all the aliens and beg for their help. They all want you to do things for them before they will help. The more you do, the more they help (and Earth just has unlimited time, there's no rush, you can even take a break for a few days in a cozy penthouse suite in the intergalactic space station). And you have this score you have to get over a certain amount to even have a chance. After that, the higher, the better. And there's this one race of aliens (insects, sort of) that are only available to help you if you made some specific dialogue choices in the first one. There are also two races at odds with one another, and in ME3 you have to choose between them. If you did a very specific sequence of choices throughout the series, you can get them to join forces. Doing that over one game would be a tall order, but doing it over three? (And now there's a fourth one, but none of the choices from the first three affect it. They basically decided to start over.)

[-] dragontology@retrofed.com 2 points 5 days ago

Singing this in Rockband was fun as hell. Especially if you had the lyrics to Weird Al's version ("Pretty Fly for a Rabbi") handy and sang those lyrics instead.

[-] dragontology@retrofed.com 3 points 5 days ago

Personally, I didn't stop watching The Bear after season 3, it was fine, but I just haven't worked Season 4 into my schedule yet. Looking forward to it.

My headcanon is that he's still Lip from Shameless. He feels like the same character to me (minus the back story for The Bear not lining up at all with Shameless).

[-] dragontology@retrofed.com 1 points 5 days ago

I didn't realize she was even in it. But hey, better to end strong than to drag it out like Supernatural did. I don't think anybody really wants that for their show.

[-] dragontology@retrofed.com 7 points 5 days ago

One-Winged Angel. Just the intro, before the Latin. Specifically this version.

The best final boss music to a video game was 29 years ago and has not been topped since. Of course, with the rise of PlayStation and disc-based games (ironically, where Final Fantasy 7 was released and in which form), games became more about the journey than that final fight. There were still "last boss fights," but they became less the focus and more about the end of the journey. But after beating Sephiroth for the first time, and he sprouts a wing (just the one!) and this song kicks in, and the real fight begins... that's when you knew you were in some shit. Especially if you reached max level and Sephiroth took literally an hour to beat (I think this was an early anti-cheat thing).

[-] dragontology@retrofed.com 1 points 5 days ago

Because they're not computers, they're media devices, like Xbox and iPod. They're not meant to be open.

[-] dragontology@retrofed.com 1 points 1 week ago

Yeah, it's not so much gamerscore as it's gamer history. So if you look at my gamerscore, the actual number of points doesn't really matter, but you can see I've been gaming on Xbox for like 20 years, I've played so many games, you can judge me as a gamer based on what I've played and how far I got. It's not fair to mistreat a person based on gaming preferences, I'm just saying you get a clearer picture. So on mine you'd see a lot of RPGs, action/adventure games, point and click adventures (Dontnod/Telltale stuff), and Metroidvanias. You wouldn't see many sports games, racing games, or simulation games, and that would tell you things about me as a gamer.

Of course, I'd been playing video games for about 20-25 years before I ever heard the name "Xbox," but that's not tracked.

We could get into how achievements are just a stupid collectible for gamers, but are used by Microsoft to monetize anonymized gaming metrics to inform publishers how their games are played. Not all of them care, and this service is part of what Microsoft charges ~30% for, it's not an extra service. Some do, and most famously to my knowledge, it's why you didn't get an evil path in Fallout 4, because an overwhelming majority of Fallout 3 players went for the good karma achievements. Fallout 3 gave you achievements at levels 8, 16, 24, and 30 (the cap), but it also noted your karma level (good, neutral, or evil). And at each level it was like a stupidly overwhelming win for good, so they assumed most players didn't want the evil option. I mean, they did give you a couple evil factions to work with (the Institute if you were scientifically evil, and the Brotherhood of Steel if you were militarily evil), but ultimately your character is a good person.

[-] dragontology@retrofed.com 1 points 1 week ago

PC has been coopted by Microsoft and gamers to mean an x86-64 box, and it kind of applied to Intel Macs since they could run Windows and could have graphics cards (specifically the Mac Pro which had PCI-E slots and was really just a traditional PC that happened to be macOS certified and shipped with that OS.

So yes, it's a specific kind of PC. It's like saying a truck is a car. Yes, technically, if you wanna split that hair, but it's not like people calling it a truck are wrong. And maybe they are proud of what they have, but they're also just trying to be accurate and not disingenuous.

By saying it's a Mac, I avoid people suggesting I run tools only available on Windows. However, I attract haters. I'd rather be concise and informative than well liked. I don't care that you or the next guy doesn't like Macs, but yes, I'm going to call it what it is, because while it's also a PC, it's different enough and I'd like to avoid the chain of conversation that comes with "just use X app" and then I have to say "it doesn't run on my platform" and then we're back to here with the haters. So I just cut out a step.

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Alive by ReoNa (song.link)

It's difficult to choose a song to represent my second favourite singer, ReoNa. Her work ranges from pop to hard rock — not pop rock, but hard rock bordering on metal. It's worth noting that she is just the singer, occasionally playing an acoustic guitar.

For those only familiar with Western music, she might be similar to Vanessa Carlton or Jewel with her low singing and whispering and tomboyish, yet feminine mysterious persona.

If you dig this song but you want to know what the Japanese lines are in English, I'm not sure this one has translations. Her song "Nainai" (from the same album) absolutely does, but that song is Wednesday Addams weird — the video, but also the song itself. It was used in an anime series, Shadows House, which is way darker and more Gothic than Addams Family could have ever hoped to be. It's just straight up weird, a series about fae creatures called shadows which enslave humans that share their features (or they adapt to their pared slave? This isn't clear). It's super weird and dark and the song fits. This video has English subtitles you can enable. Beautiful music, but if you don't know Japanese (and I only know a little bit!) you're not gonna get the full meaning. So even without that — I just love the sound of her voice, and the music she makes. That whole album, HUMAN, is excellent. I listen to it at least 3-4 times a month.

[-] dragontology@retrofed.com 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

To literally any Xbox gamer reading this: how do you feel about having a higher Gamerscore than the (new) CEO of Xbox? Rhetorical question. I don't expect (or have any use for) an answer. Rather, I just want you to think about that. You might not be qualified to be a CEO of anything. But you undoubtedly know more about gaming, and what Xbox players want, than this person who has only recently taken up gaming to say she has (or maybe she has assistants playing on her account for some fake cred).

Mine's not worth bragging about, but I'm sure it's over 100k. That used to mean something. Now it just means Xbox has been around for 20 years and you've played a lot of games on the platform. Either you platinumed 100 games, or you played a lot more (including Arcade titles which were capped at like 200-250GS, IIRC). I actually only have like five platinums. Fallout 3, Fallout 4, Oblivion, Skyrim... maybe one other? (Bethesda games are easy to platinum.) (Yes I know platinum is a PlayStation term. We all know it means to get all the achievements.)

Achievement I'm proudest of? Rockband 2, Bladder of Steel Award. Complete the "Endless Setlist II" (all 84 songs on the disc!) without pausing or failing at any difficulty other than Easy, on any instrument. I did it on Medium Vocals (easiest way really). Regardless of instrument or difficulty, playing the ESL2 without pausing takes 6 and a half hours. It takes longer if you fail, obviously, but once you fail, you may as well stop, since you're out of the running for the achievement.

Until AI can game for you, I don't think Sharma is going to get 100k GS, or do something like the Bladder of Steel Award that requires more than just casual interaction with a software title.

[-] dragontology@retrofed.com 7 points 1 week ago

The Super Bowl (American football championship game) promotes betting. What's the problem? Is gambling legal in the United States outside of Las Vegas, Atlantic City, and Native American reservations, or isn't it? They need to make up their mind about that. Either allow it everywhere and post gambling help lines like the casinos do... or don't allow it.

I'm not a fan, personally. I don't gamble. Period. I have no real opinion on whether it should be legal though, where I am, where you are, or in the state of New York.

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