[-] criticon@lemmy.ca 52 points 3 months ago

Where's Obama?

[-] criticon@lemmy.ca 50 points 3 months ago

No parenting class would ever have prepared me for having my kid ask me why we don't need artificial oxygen storage, nor would it ever have crossed my mind that the right answer to that is "not on this planet."

I know this is wholesome but you don't need a parenting class for this, you just need to pay attention to elementary school

[-] criticon@lemmy.ca 47 points 4 months ago

The front fell off

[-] criticon@lemmy.ca 52 points 4 months ago

The e is really used (at least in Mexico) The @ was used in my times (millennial) but it was mostly to avoid writing twice: niños y niñas -> niñ@s but the e really incorporates a neutral plural

x I've only seen it from corporations and white people

[-] criticon@lemmy.ca 76 points 5 months ago

Of course they do. They sell them equally expensive without the expensive ingredients!

[-] criticon@lemmy.ca 73 points 8 months ago

Can I freeze a few dozen embryos and then claim them as my dependants when filling my taxes?

[-] criticon@lemmy.ca 63 points 10 months ago

And also, they started using steamboat willie in the intro of their films, so even if it's not copyright'd it will still be TradeMark and will not be able to use it to create merchandise

[-] criticon@lemmy.ca 65 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

My friend moved early this year to a new apartment and we gave him a very easy to care plant and some decor

When we visited him again about a month later he told us he didn't put the decor because it's gay (as in gay to decor, not the specific stuff we gave him) and the plant was dead because he put it in a closet because he brought in a woman and she could think he was gay so he hid it 👍

Edit: fixed lots of mistakes lol, don't write a comment before drinking coffee

[-] criticon@lemmy.ca 49 points 1 year ago

Infinity war is not that good either. Everything is preventable but the heroes forgot how to heroe and make very bad decisions

[-] criticon@lemmy.ca 57 points 1 year ago

Wife needs to work on her communication skills then. We ask each other if we wanna hang out or watch something together.

Some other times my wife if happy reading a book next to me while I'm playing PS5

[-] criticon@lemmy.ca 61 points 1 year ago

I'd recommend not being poor

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