Builders stop building during a lack of building crisis. Totally normal, nothing to see here folks. /s

Pffft as if I would get confused by that.

Everyone knows Great Britain is the North Sea garbage patch.

I recommend asking these people how they propose putting it back to sleep.

The faces they make as they proceed to have a stroke is genuine funny shit.

Something Something "the real joke is always in the comments"

Thats right. I'm here for a short time. (Mom come pick me up, I am not having fun. Why did you force me to be social)

Noone should have respect for English. English does not even respect itself by having consistent grammatical rules, or by having a distinction between the letters "C" and "K".

You gotta just ignore these people, they are stuck on the final boss - reading comprehension.

Asked the wife and she told me it looks like dog shit, my love of refried beans has blinded me and I will now take myself out back

I looked at this image and thought damn that looks kinda tasty, miss me with that kale though.

Then I read the community is shittyfoodporn.

Am I broken guys?

Busiest highway: Highway 401 in Ontario, Canada, has volumes surpassing an average of 500,000 vehicles per day.

That paragraph is straight out of google. Saying that we don't need high speed rail because we do not have the volume is blatantly untrue.