[-] brad@toad.work 125 points 1 year ago

dude is such a piece of shit

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hi dont die on ur island

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If it is not a leaf, it is not present in this image. I can assure you with a level of confidence you are unlikely to ever see again that, contained within this image, no item that is not a leaf is present. It simply shows only leaves. You may say to yourself "But how is this possible? Only leaves? Surely there must be something else!" but you are wrong, dear reader! No matter how deeply you scrutinize this image, leaves will be the only object that emerges. Perhaps, as a result of my astounding confidence, you think that perhaps there IS a non-leaf object present in this image and my forthright enthusiasm about this fact is simply a ruse to misguide the gullible would that only the truly remarkable would share knowledge of it. To that I must say that, while clever, it is not the case. I must, at this point, really put my foot down on this subject. It is leaves and nothing else. If you came here for something that isn't a leaf, you have been misguided.

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"It's the worst thing I've ever seen. Please take this somewhere that it can damage my heart and mind no further"

- My parents in the delivery room, circa 1987

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Marble (toad.pics)
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"Well that's just a countertop without all the useful parts of a countertop"

- Bill Murray when asked about Queen Elizabeth

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8-bit Cityscape (toad.pics)
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"I find it disgusting and I want it away from me"

- Person who hates good wallpapers

[-] brad@toad.work 44 points 1 year ago

Well the protestors will have to stop now that they aren't allowed to protest

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A Black Hole (toad.pics)
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"Oh shit, that's a fucking black hole!"

- Benjamin Franklin when asked about this image

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It's some ferns (toad.pics)
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[-] brad@toad.work 32 points 1 year ago

I overwrote all of mine with a link to join-lemmy.org Hellmo

[-] brad@toad.work 167 points 1 year ago

I went ahead and just cloned it to my personal Gittea and made it public

[-] brad@toad.work 54 points 1 year ago

My favorite thing about Charlie Kirk is that, regardless of your political standing, nobody can tell if any still image of him actually has a correctly sized face.

My least favorite thing about him is his continued existence.

[-] brad@toad.work 155 points 1 year ago

If you're a developer, devdocs.io is clutch as fuck.

If you Like consuming media but not expelling money, fmhy is lit af

Unlimited sound generators at MyNoise

Here's a bunch of useful online tools

Trying to find someone? Try the tools here

Free shit for developers

Track Awesome List tracks a ridiculous number of Awesome lists on github.

I'm sure there's more, these are just the ones that were on the top of my head

[-] brad@toad.work 92 points 1 year ago

I get to be that guy! I'm so excited!

In power strips, the lights are (in the overwhelming majority of cases) actually a neon bulb! They're cheaper for that specific purpose because they can be powered directly off of the mains power with a single resistor.

Your point is entirely valid and I bear the same cross, this is just a fun fact you can use to impress colleagues, strangers, and potential lovers, dazzling them with your deep esoteric knowledge of and passion for illuminators in power strips.

[-] brad@toad.work 74 points 1 year ago

This is the most uncomfortable an image of zuck has ever made me which, honestly, is an achievement.

[-] brad@toad.work 209 points 1 year ago

This is all good info except for the gender thing. The round/long difference is just a growth habit. Watermelon plants (and other cucurbits like squash, zucchini, cantaloupe, etc) produce male and female flowers. Only the female flowers produce fruit and must be pollinated by a male flower to do so.

[-] brad@toad.work 161 points 1 year ago

I'm having the same experience on Lemmy that I had on reddit 13 years ago. It's fucking awesome

[-] brad@toad.work 62 points 1 year ago

I am astounded by how good wefwef is. Without question the best web app I've ever seen

[-] brad@toad.work 38 points 1 year ago

I'm yet to find a single thing about leaving facebook that makes me regret it. What a terrible website

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